A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father
said "No way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ."
Well, she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she
wrote home that she was getting married, to a man from Richmond, VA named
Clarence. Her father said "I'll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from
Richmond, you're marrying a By-God West Virginian boy," so he sent his two sons
to UVA to get their sister.
In a couple of days they returned. The confused father asked, "Where is your
sister?"
They replied "We were almost there Dad, but we got to this overpass with a
sign that said 'Clarence 13'6'' so we turned around and drove the hell out of
there!"
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