A man with a head the size of an apple walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender is understandably taken aback by the size of the man's head and says to him:
"Mate, I know you probably get asked this all the time but why is your head so small? There's a free beer in it for you if you tell me."
Tired of telling the story the man sighs but proceeds to explain:
"You know how you hear all those stories and jokes about finding a genie's lamp? Well I actualy found one. I was walking up the beach and saw the spout sticking out of the sand so I picked it up. Remembering all those stories, I gave it a rub and lo and behold, a genie pops out. And man, what a genie. It wasn't the fat, old Persian guy that we usualy think of. This genie was a gorgeous, shapely woman. I mean, she was absolutely stunning. She said to me: "Thankyou for freeing me. To show my gratitude, I will grant you one wish.""
"Now at this stage, I'm feeling a little ripped off but I figure that one wish is better than none. Just as I start to look at her and form an idea about what I might use my wish on, she says: "There is only one condition to your wish. You cannot wish to have sex with me."
"So I asked her for a little head."
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