Bill, Bob & Ben sitting at some random bar, deciding on gifts for their better halves...
Bill says he's going to get his mrs a new blouse and this jacket she likes too - "if she doesn't like the blouse, she can wear the jacket to hide it" he jests.
Bob pipes in, "That's funny, i'm getting my mrs a necklace and a scarf - if she doesn't like the necklace she can wear the scarf! haha, how funny".
Ben is laughing to himself, and says "how bizarre - i'm getting my mrs a hat and a dildo - if she doesn't like the hat, she can go fuck herself!"
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