Bob lends $1000 to his neighbor Trevor for a downpayment on a new car. A month later Trev knocks on Bob's door eraly on a Saturday morning. Bob's wife answers. Bob looks at her and sez "I will give you $500 if you show me your tits. She takes her top off. Bob says I will give you $500 of you show me your pussay. She removes her jeans and panties. Bob gives her the $1000 and goes back home. Tina goes inside and Bob says who was that? She says it was Trevor. Bob goes, "Did he payback the $1000 I loaned him?"
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