3 men


God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how
faithful you were to your wives on Earth.


Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated
on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on
Earth, and I had to have them all.


God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a
run-down truck that barely moves.


Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife
once, just once! We were going through problems and I took
the wrong turn. Please forgive me!


God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder
to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.


Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and
worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after
work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went
travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...


God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud
of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!


Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when
they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the
road in his Black Jaguar.


Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and
crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful
bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!


Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"

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