It swelled up three time the normal size. He rushes into a drug store and shows the lady at the counter. "What can you give me for this?" he asks.
"Wait right here." she says and runs into the back room. She comes back a couple minutes later and says, "The boss said that she'll give you all the money in the register and whatever you want from the store."
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