A man was out jogging and he sees a kid coming towards him in the distance. As he gets closer, he can see the kid is sitting in a little red wagon, getting pulled by a dog. Even closer, he can now see the kid is wearing a red fireman's hat. When they are about to pass each other, the man can see the leash isn't attached to the dog's collar, but is tied to the dog's balls. The man tells the kid "you know, the dog could probably pull you faster if you tied the leash to his collar" and the kid replies "but then what would I do for a siren?"
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