After a long period of cruising and reflecting, the sky opened up, and God Almighty descended to meet him.
"You have been a most faithful follower, my son. You have lived a good life, and for that I would like to grant you any wish." The man looked at God and pondered for a few moments before replying.
"I wish for you to build a driving bridge from California across the ocean, so that all may better appreciate the beauty of your dominion." God shook his head and looked down upon the man.
"Do you not think this is too material of a wish? You could wish for something that betters all of mankind, you could end hunger or war. I will give you one more chance to pick." The man, ashamed of his material choice, took his time before replying with his true wish.
"God, I wish that men would be able to unravel and understand all of the mysteries of women, so that we may better communicate and get a long."
God looked intently at the man before replying.
"One lane or two?“
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