...but he's not sure who, so he gives each of them $5,000 and tells them to come back in a month and tell him what they did with the money.
The first woman says "I took your money and went shopping. New cosmetics, mani/pedi, haircut--everything to make you feel as if you married the prettiest woman on earth."
The second woman says, "I spent your money on things for you: new golf clubs, baseball stuff, a new TV for watching sports; everything to make you feel like the happiest man on earth."
The third woman says "I put your $5000 on the stock market and turned it into $10,000, and I'm giving you your money back, and I spent the rest on cosmetics, mani/pedi, and a haircut so you'll feel like you married the prettiest woman on earth."
The man decides to marry the woman with the biggest tits.
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