A man wants to lose some weight...

A man wants to lose a couple of pounds. After browsing the internet, he finds an ad saying "lose weight quickly!" Skeptical, he calls the number. A very cheerful woman answers the phone and explains "yes, we have 3 different exercise program levels. The first one is for beginners and you can lose up to 5 pounds in a week!" the man is still skeptical but goes ahead anyways and makes a payment for the week long program. "great!", the woman says. "Be ready to workout at noon tomorrow." Tomorrow comes and at noon sharp there is knock on the door. The man opens it and finds a beautiful woman completely naked, with the exception of running shoes on. She bites her lip and says seductively "If you can catch me, you can have me and do whatever you want to me." and immediately starts running. The man chases her and she gets away. This goes on for a whole week and at the end of the week, the man is discouraged. He steps on the scale and OH MY the man lost 5 pounds! he calls the company back and says "your program worked! I lost 5 pounds! I want to do the second level!" the woman on the phone says "The second level is more intense than the first, but you'll lose 10 pounds in a week if you stick with it." Without hesitation, the man agrees and pays. "Be ready at noon tomorrow prepared to workout." Tomorrow comes, and at noon sharp there's a knock on his door. A different, more beautiful woman is at his door. Completely naked, with the exception of running shoes. She seductively says "If you can catch me, you can have me and do whatever you want to me" and takes off running. The man chases after her, but is still unable to catch her. This goes on for a week and he is never able to catch up to the gorgeous woman. At the end of the week he feels worthless, but steps on the scale and to his surprise, he lost another 10 pounds!" His feeling of worthlessness quickly disappeared. He calls the company back very excited and says, "I want to do the hardest program you guys offer." There is a pause on the other end, and the woman says "well, yes, we have one more program but its very rigorous. Not many people can pass it... but if you can, you'll lose 20 pounds in a week." the man without hesitation says "sign me up". "Alright, be ready to workout at noon tomorrow" says the woman. The next day, at noon sharp, there's a knock on the mans door. Excited, the man opens it up. Instead of the beautiful girls he's been dealing with in the past, there's a very large and muscular man standing in his doorway. Completely naked. Except for running shoes. With a giant grin on the naked man's face, he says to the other man, "If I catch you... I can have you and do whatever I want to you. Start running, bitch."