and sits down next to some guy. She orders a Bud light. The guy says she should try the magic beer. "Magic beer?" She asks. "Yeah watch this." He takes a sip of his beer, walks to the window, opens it and flies around to the front door, walks in and sits down. The girl says "that's amazing, do it again." He flies around to the front door and sits down at the bar again. The girl says "bartender, magic beer." She takes a sip, walks to the window, jumps out and falls 20 stories to her death. Bartender looks at the man and says, "superman, you're a real dick when you get drunk"
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