He works day and night tinkering until it is finally done. He is filled with joy and when he begins to play it he hears a light 'dink' sound from the instrument. The man is impressed with his work and tries to come up with a name for his creation. 'I know! I will call it the Doowop™.' He chooses this name because it reminds him of popular music videos that he knows will interest the teens.
So the man sells this instrument and it is an instant hit! Sales skyrocket and the man begins to mass produce the Doowop.
Now rich and famous, living in a stately mansion the man is awoken one night to see that his house is flooded! The man looks for an escape but there is none, as he takes his final breaths he wishes he had his prized instrument at this time and says, 'water, water everywhere but not a Doowop to dink...'
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