A man goes to a whorehouse in an attempt to get some action, but only has $5.
He asks for the cheapest prostitute in the place, and he is directed to a woman named Sally.
He pays Sally the $5 and they start to have sex.
"Ouch, now I know why they call you sandpaper Sally." The man exclaimed.
Sally leaves the room and returns 5 minutes later, and they try sex again.
Man: "What the hell happened? That's the best sex I've ever had!"
Sally:"Oh, I just picked my scabs."
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