E: Hey boss, I had a really weird dream last night.
B: Yeah? What did you dream?
E: We were both in hell.
B: What was I doing?
E: You were slowly cooking in a boiler full of tar.
B: Really? And you?
E: Me? Erm...I was still a slave..I had to keep the fire burning
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