City Joe moves out to the country to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life. After purchasing some ranch land he surveys the area from his front porch. Up his driveway rumbles an old pick up truck. Out steps a middle aged man in a cowboy hat and wranglers.
"howdy", he says, "ya see that speck on the horizon? That's my house. Wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood."
"Gee, thanks" said the City Joe
"Well, didn't want you to feel left out, so there's gonna be a party at my house tomorrow night if'n you're interested."
"Sure, I love parties", said City Joe
"I should warn ya though, at these parties.....there's usually some drinkin'"
"Well I'm no stranger to that", said Joe
"After we get to drinkin'.......there's bound to be some fightin'"
City Joe was more nervous. "well, i'm not really a fighter, but I could handle myself.
"And after the drinkin' and fightin', there's probably gonna be some fuckin"
"Well that I can handle", said Joe, "What should I wear?"
"Don't rightly matter", said the stranger, "Just gon' be the two of us"
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