He asks her, "Excuse me. Would you have sex with a man for a million dollars?" "A million dollars?" she says, "Why yes I suppose I would." "Great," says the man, "here's 37 bucks. Let's find a motel room and get busy." "WHAT KIND OF WOMAN DO YOU THINK I AM?" demands the woman, to which the man replies, "We've already established that. Now we're just haggling over the price."
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