and asks the Rabbi
"Rabbi, could you teach me to speak Hebrew?"
"Sure" says the Rabbi "but why do you want to learn Hebrew"
And the man explains "Well, I'm nearing 70 now, I don't know how many years I have left, but when I die and go to heaven, being able to talk to God in his first language would probably get me some VIP treatment in there"
"sure, sure" says the Rabbi "But what if you die and you don't go to heaven? what if you go to hell?"
"Oh" says the man "I got that covered, I already speak German"
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