After taking her clothes off, he exclaimed, "damn woman, you have a BIG pussy."
His girlfriend replied, "No, I don't!"
He said, "Look, I have 2 fingers in there.... now 3, now 4, now my whole hand is in there!! Bitch, you are so loose."
She said, "Shut the fuck up nigger, I am not loose at all."
He wanted to prove his point, so he inserted his other hand in there too. "Damn, I have BOTH HANDS in there now."
Immediately, she yelled, "Oh yeah? But can you clap?"
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