A man rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of an apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. He smiled at her and she struck up a conversation. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. He broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He proceeded her into the apartment, and after she closed the door, she leaned against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She purrred at him, "I saw you looking. What would you say is my best feature?"
He cleared his throat several times, looked her up and down and finally managed to squeak out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
She was astounded! "Why my ears? Looks at these boobs! They are full, don't sag, and they're all mine! My butt -- it's firm doesn't sag, and has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"
Clearing his throat once again, he stammered, "Outside when you said you heard someone coming -- THAT WAS ME!
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