A Man Walks Into a Sex Shop

A Man Walks Into a Sex Shop and approaches the sales-person.

Horny man: Hey dude, can you get me a blow up doll.

Sales-Person: Sure brother. Would you like a Christian one or a Muslim one.

Horny man, confused, asks: What's the difference?

Sales-Person: Well, the Muslim one blows itself up.

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