The man says "Where are you heading today?" She says "The blood bank." "How much do they pay?" asks the man. "$20" "Wow, I'm going to the sperm bank, they pay $100." Frustratedly, the woman leaves the elavator. The next day, both the man and the woman meet on the elavator. The man says "Fancy meeting you again, where are you off to today?" "The sperm bank" she says with her mouth full.
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