Ooh no insurance? Bad news you owe $500 I am so sorry!
Oh you have insurance! Great news, in that case bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit but fortunately all you would owe is only $700 for deductible and copay!
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