and says to the owner, "i'd like a girl please"
the owner replies "sorry mate, we've only got dead bodies today"
the man says "oh, ok then" and he's led to a room with a dead body on a bed and starts to go at it.
just as he is finishing the body starts to foam at the mouth and the man, scared shitless, screams "shes alive, shes alive!!!"
the owner comes running in and says, "oh, ill get you another one, this ones full"
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