Dad: son i want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: NO!
Dad: the girl is bill gates daughter
Son: then OK
Dad goes to bill gates
Dad: i want your daughter 2 marry my son
Bill gates: No
Dad:My son is the CEO of the world bank
Bill gates: then OK
Dad goes to the president of the world bank
Dad: Appoint my son the CEO of the world bank
President: No
Dad: he is the son-in-law of Bill gates
President: then OK
THIS IS BUSINESS
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