One summers day, a group of girls decide to go swimming rather than class. Instead of the more popular spots, the friends choose a discreet little pond on the far side of the lake. Sure, its privately owned but they're unlikely to be discovered there. When the young ladies get to the pond, they realize they don't have bathing suits...so skinny dipping it is. They're all girls, so whatever.
So they're in the water, swimming, splashing and giggling as only teen girls can, when an older gent emerges from the bushes with a shit load of gear and a camera. The girls freak out and move deeper into the pond, hoping the murky water will obscure their nubile bodies while screaming at the man, "You fucking pervert!"
"Get the fuck out of here!"
"Don't you dare take pictures of us, you filthy perv!"
With a smirk on his face, the man calmly replies, "I'm not interested in you, I'm here to photograph the crocodiles."
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