As he's sitting there having his drink, he says to the bartender "I bet you $20 that my monkey can pee in a shot glass without getting any urine elsewhere"
The bartender accepts the man's challenge and puts a shot glass across the bar.
The monkey starts running around the bar while pissing. Urine gets everywhere.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA!" Yells the bartender, "you're not getting any money, what the hell was that?"
The man smiles and says "the bar down the street bet me $500 that my monkey could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't mind"
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