A man walks into a bar with a fake boob strapped to his chin...

He begins sucking the tit, and moaning.

The bartender, and patrons stare in awe.

The mans fake boob's tit appears to bleed.

Turns out he just fat and had a zit.

And so everyone carrys on.

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