A man walks into a bar with a 10" pianist in his pocket....

A man walks into a bar, sits at the counter and orders two pints of beer. He then pulls a small piano and an 10” pianist out of his pocket. The tiny pianist takes a sit in-front of the piano and starts playing music.

The puzzled barman walks over and says in astonishment “what is this thing??!!”

“Oh, You don’t want to know” says the man.

“Oh, I most definitely want to know”, replies the barman.

“Believe me, you really don’t want to know”, repeats the man.

“How about this…. the next two rounds of drinks are on the house, if you tell me where in hell you found this 10" pianist!”

The man thinks for a second and says….: “I’ll tell you under one condition, you take full responsibility for whatever happens next !?”

‘Deal!’ replies the barman.

“Ok, here is the story. One day I found this strange old magic ring, and if you rub it long enough a very old genie comes out and grants you a wish. But…..”

The intrigued barman doesn’t even give the man a chance to finish his story, and starts begging him to give him a go on the ring… after some back and forth they agree on a month of free drinks on the house.

“But remember, I am not responsible for anything that happens next” reminds him the man.

He hands him the ring and the barman begins rubbing it. After 30 seconds or so, a very old genie appears from within a purple cloud of fog.

“Master! You have released me and I shall grant you a wish”, says the old genie in hoarse voice.

The barman thinks for a moment, and eventually decides: “I would like to have ten million bucks!”

“Your wish is my command” says the old genie with his hoarse voice.

In less than three second, millions of ducks appear from nowhere, a cloud of feathers fill the air, bottles fall and break on the floor, and you can barely breath or move. Basically in minutes the bar is destroyed, by a flock of ten million ducks.

“What is wrong with this genie!!??” screams the barman in panic. “I have asked for ten million BUCKS, not for ten million DUCKS !!”

“Well, I tried to warn you…" shouts the man through the feathers. "And by the way, how did you think exactly, I have ended up with a 10” PIANIST in my pocket?”