My dads joke from maaany years ago =) I still love it!

A family of tomatoes are walking down the street.
There's a papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato.
Baby tomato ends up falling behind so much that papa tomato gets pissed.
He rushes back stomps on him and says...KETCHUP!

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