He shouts *"Everybody Listen Up!"* and the bar goes silent.
*"I have come home after working long shifts and i found out my wife is cheating on me, All I know is whoever it is comes to this bar!"*
He is obviously upset and he holds up his revolver and continues on to say *"This here is my great grandfathers trusty six shooter, If you sleep with my wife I'm not afraid to take your life"*
With a quiver in his voice he shouts at the top of his lungs *"IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"*
A voice is heard from the back of the bar *"You're going to need more bullets"*
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