...she kept going on and on about how fat she had gotten, and how no guy would ever be attracted to her. So I did what any brother would do. I sat next to her, held her close, and told her from the bottom of my heart:
"Hey bud, you're so much more than what it says on a scale. After all, ours is broken."
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