"Hey bartender! I bet you 50 bucks I can spit on my own eye!"
It being a slow night, the bartender accepts the bet. The man then immediately pulls out his glass eye and hocks a loogie on it.
"Bullshit!" Yells the bartender. "I'm not paying you jack for that!"
Without skipping a beat the man offers another bet. "Double or nothing if I can touch your ceiling without jumping."
The bartender sizes him up, and figures there's no way he could achieve that. "Fine. Go ahead."
The man then unscrews his prosthetic hand and pitches it towards the ceiling.
"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!" Screams the bartender. "Get the hell outta my bar!"
The man calmly screws his hand back on and offers one final wager. "Okay, there's no way for me to cheat you on this one. I bet you 200 bucks that I can piss in your smallest shot glass without spilling a drop on your bar."
The bartender thinks it over. "Alright. You better not have a mechanical dick or nothing." The bartender slams down the narrowest shot glass he has.
A crowd of onlookers begins to form as the man jumps up on the bar and unzips his pants. Then, he begins pissing uncontrollably all over the bar and the patrons. Not a single drop makes it into the shot glass.
The bartender is laughing uncontrollably as the man forks over the 200 bucks. The man sits down calmly like nothing happened, ignoring the looks of disgust and anger from the rest of the customers. The man orders a drink with a big grin on his face.
"You seem pretty happy for a guy that just lost 200 bucks!"
The man looks at the bartender and points to the back of the bar. "You see that guy in the booth sobbing? I bet him 5000 bucks that I could pee all over your customers and make you laugh about it."
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