Some Puns

Are part-time band leaders semiconductors?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do pilots in a hurry take crash-courses?

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

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