He sits down to have a pint and notices lumps of meat hanging above the bar.
He asks the barman, "What's with the meat hanging here?"
The barman explains... "Well if you can jump up and hit the meat, you get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round. What do you say?"
The man say, "Hmm no, the steaks are too high."
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