a man walks into a bar

everyone notices his hands are really weird. He keeps them rigid and unmoved, very close to his chest, with his fingers equally rigid and spread out and curled up in various directions. He clearly has a disability of some kind.

So he goes up to the counter and asks the bartender for an espresso. After receiving it he asks the bartender:

"sorry again, mate, but can you please...uhm...you know...put some sugar in it for me?"

as he says this he looks down at his hands. The bartender immediately realizes he can't do it himself, and says "oh, of course sir." and puts some sugar into it.

The man asks him again "uhm, really sorry to bother you once more bartender, but can you please help me sip it?"

The bartender feels a little uncomfortable, but out of the goodness of his heart helps the poor disabled man drink the espresso.

Shortly after, the man needs to use the restroom. He asks the person next to him:

"Sir, I'm sorry to ask, but I really need someone to help me use the restroom. You know... I can't do it myself."

The person next to him obviously finds it weird and uncomfortable, but as a good citizen decides to help the guy.

So after helping him fish out the sausage and do his business, they exit the bathroom and the disabled man exits the bar. Everyone watches him walk out, thinking to themselves what a poor guy he must be with such a problem in his life. When he's outside he stops for a second, looks up at the morning sun, stretches his arms very widely and says loudly and with relief:

"Aaahhhh, today I don't feel like doing shit."