... and tells the bartender, "*Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!*"
The bartender pours the drink, patron downs it, looks around, and repeats, "*Quick! Give me another shot before the trouble starts!*".
This goes on again and again for 9 more shots. Finally the bartender asks, "*When is the trouble going to start?*"
The man says, "*When you find out I don't have any money.*"
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