An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure! the excited scientist exclaimed. To which the curator replied, Bring him in. We'll check it out. A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know? Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'.
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