...and sits down, placing a bag on the counter. He doesn't make any reference to it and proceeds to order several drinks. The bartender, overcome with curiosity, eventually asks: "So, what's in that bag?" Without saying a word, the man opens the bag and takes out a tiny piano, then a tiny man. The tiny man sits down and plays the most beautiful piano music. In awe, the bartender asks: "How the HELL did you get those?" The man reaches into his bag again and pulls out a lamp. "I wished for it" he says.
The bartender says: "May I have a wish?" The man nods, but warns: "be careful; the genie is very old, and is going deaf. Make sure you enunciate". The bartender rubs the lamp and a genie appears. "You may have one wish!" He says. The bartender says: "I wish for a million bucks!" Smoke fills the room, and the bar is filled with a million DUCKS. "WHAT THE HELL?! I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" The bartender says. The man looks up at him and says: "And do you really think I wished for a 12" pianist?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.