The first nuffies asks his mate would he like a beer? His mate says 'yes'. At the bar he orders 2 beers but the barman finds he can't understand him due to his disability. Eventually the barman understands the order and gets the beers. Upon his return the nuffie ask if there will be entertainment tonight. The barman replies there will be entertainment. Excitedly the nuffie shakes his hips and asks "Is it rock n roll?" No says the barman. Busting a move the nuffie asks "Is it disco?" No says the barman. Perplexed the nuffie asks what it is. "It's country n western" answers the barman. Surprised at the answer the nuffie returns to his friend. His friend asks if there is any entertainment provided. Upset his mates says "Yes". "Is it rock n roll?" he asks whilst shaking his hips. "No" answers his bud. "Is it Disco?" as he busts the same move. "No" he replies. Confused he asks "What is it then?" His nuffie mate musters up all his courage and says " It's some cunt from Preston!!"
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