The man asks the bartender what they are for
The bartender says:
"If you can touch the steaks you get free drinks for life, but if you cant touch them you have to pay for everyone elses drinks for 5 years"
The man says:
"Sorry"
"THE STEAKS ARE TOO HIGH"
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