...and sees a jar stuffed with $20 bills. He asked the bartender what it was for, and the bartender said, "I have a horse out back. If you can make him laugh, you get the cash, but nobody has been able to do it yet." The man placed a 20 in the jar and went out back. Thirty seconds later he emerged with the sounds of the horse laughing in the background. The man grabbed the jar and left.
A week later the man returned to see another jar stuffed with cash, so he asked why this one was here. The bartender said, "I don't know what you did, but my horse will not stop laughing. It's gotten to the point where he has nearly suffocated from laughing so hard. This jar goes to anyone who can make him stop." The man put a 20 in that jar and went out back. Seconds later all was quiet. The man grabbed the jar and started to leave when the bartender went, "Whoah whoah whoah. First you made my horse laugh so easily, and now you made him stop just as fast. What gives?" The man replied, "To make him laugh I told him my dick was bigger than his. To make him stop I showed him."
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