A man walks into a bar and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, Hi there, how’s it going? She turns to him, looks deep into his eyes and says, I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter. He says, No kidding! I'm a lawyer too. What law firm are you with?
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