and orders a shot of vodka. The bartender asks "What happened?"
"I just found out my oldest son is gay" says the man, and the bartender pours him a shot. The next day the same man comes in and orders two shots of vodka.
"Today I found out that my youngest son is gay too" says the man and drinks the two shots. The next day, the man comes in again and orders five shots of vodka
"For God's sake" says the bartender "does anybody in your family like women?"
"Apparently, my wife and daughter" says the man.
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