I woke up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and I noticed an ISIS Muslim with a large knife sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden toward his house.
Suddenly my neighbor came from out of nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it. Astonished I got back into bed.
My wife rolled over and said, "Honey, you're shaking. What happened?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen!" I said. "That neighbor of ours next door still has my shovel he borrowed!"
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