A man walks into a bar & orders a jack and coke. The bartenders gives the man an apple. The guy looks baffled & the bartender tells him to just try it.
The man took a bite out of the apple. "That tastes like Jack!"
"Turn it around." Says the bartender.
The man takes a bite out of the other side. "That tasted like coke!"
Another patron walks in & orders a rum & Sprite. The bartender once again places an apple in front of him.
This man is equally as baffled as the first. The guy next to him tells him to just try it. He takes a bite & says, "that tastes like rum!"
The bartender chimes in & tells him to "turn it around."
The man takes a bite out of the other side and it tastes like Sprite. The two men look @ each other with surprise.
A third man walks in & before he has a chance to order a drink, the first two men tell him that the bartender can make him anything he could ever want. The man, in disbelief, says, "well in that case, I want some pussy!"
The bartender places an apple in front of him & everyone is shocked. The two men talk him into trying the apple.
He takes a bite & spits it out & yells, "that tastes like shit!"
The bartender laughs & says, "turn it around."
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