A man walks into a bar, and says give me 5 shots of whiskey please.
The bartender sets 5 shots on the table and asks, what are we celebrating ?
The man picks up the first glass and quickly drinks the first shot, my first blow job he replies.
The bartender says congratulations let me give u a glass of our finest scotch on the house.
The man picks up the 2nd and 3rd glass, one in each hand and quickly drinks them as well.
The bartender sets a glass of 30 year old scotch at the end of the line of shots.
The man says thanks , but I doubt that will even get the taste out of my mouth.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.