_Scene: Husband and wife wake up to their 25th anniversary_
Husband rolls over to the wife and whispers
*Husband:* Honey, I've got wood. Lets have some fun today.
Wife opens the bedside dresser, takes out a chainsaw..
*Wife:* Take this and cut it down. We barely have any firewood left anyway.
Husband seems confused and disoriented
*Husband:* But we have a gas connection now, why would you need wood?
Wife replies unruffled
*Wife:* We didn't have one 20 years ago when I put this chainsaw in the dresser to make this joke.
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