A man walks into a bank...

... and goes to one of the older female tellers. She says, "May I help you?"

He says, "Yes, I wanna open a fuckin' bank account."

She says, "I beg your pardon."

He says again, "I wanna open a fuckin' bank account."

She becomes flushed and says, "You'd better watch your language sir, or I'm going to go get the bank manager!"

He says, "What, cause I wanna open a fuckin' bank account? This is a fuckin' bank, ain't it?"

She says, "That's it! Wait right here!"

She leaves and returns in a few seconds along with the bank manager. The manager asks, "What seems to be the problem?"

The man says, "I just wanna open a fuckin' bank account for $500,000."

The bank manager says, "And is this cunt giving you a hard time?"