And he's approached by a Jewish man who is clearly very drunk and the Jewish man says to him, "Hey, I just wanted to let you know, I still blame YOU for Pearl Harbor."
And the Chinese man says, "What are you even talking about, that was the Japanese, I'm Chinese."
To which the Jewish man replies, "Chinese, Japanese, you all are the same to me." And he walks away.
Well this upset the Chinese man a bit so he decided to get a few drinks in him to help him calm down and maybe forget about the incident altogether.
And so the Chinese man proceeded to drink until the wedding was over and as he was walking out he saw the Jewish man who had upset him earlier and being as inebriated as he was he decided to say something.
The Chinese man goes to Jewish man, "Hey Buddy, I just wanted to let you know that I still blame YOU for the Titanic."
"The Titanic?" Said the Jewish man, "What are you even talking about, that was an iceberg?"
And the Chinese man says with a smug smile on his face, "Goldberg, iceberg, you're all the same to me."
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