A man walks into a 50's style diner and orders a hamburger.

A man walks into a 50's style diner and orders a hamburger. A few minutes later the waitress brings his food to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his horror, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress turns to him and says, "You think that's disgusting, you should see him make donuts."